How Much is That Blogger in the Window?

Hey bloggers. This is Lance, just dropping in to write a guest article for Kristen's blog. Are they called articles? Are they called blogs? Is the page the blog or are the entries the blogs? Anyway, I just found out a couple of hours ago that this thing existed. I was needless to say shocked, scared, and a little embarrassed. What is she saying about me out here in cyberspace? What weird things about me is she saying to the 2-4 readers that come and visit here a week? Are there more.... oh no.... How many people read this anyway? I'm being outed as an "avid gamer" now? She's talking about bathroom etiquette in here? Embarrassing pictures of the early years? oh boy.... Here's a little Lance and Kristen trivia for ya': In that picture of us on "one of our first dates" is so embarrassing to me!! She wanted to hold my hand in the picture and I quickly moved it away. I would not have that... I mean, I'll let her hold my hand from time to time now, but come on. Let what happens in the bedroom stay in the bedroom, I say. I wish I had more to say here, but I am almost speechless. I am scared to know what's gonna be written on here in the future. I will keep a close eye on this page at all times now. Man... you think you know a girl. I am married to an avid blogger. I never hoped it would come to that. Still.... I guess I can just chalk this one up to my wife being happy. We're happy. My wife loves me.